People who bitch about university parking need to get a grip. First of all, a parking spot is not *your* spot until your car is *in* it. My advice to you: be cutthroat. If you see a spot, take it. If you get it, good. If not, learn to be more aggressive. Do not bitch and whine if someone gets to a spot before you, they got there first, and have a legitimate claim to said spot. Yes, I’m the bitch who “stole” your parking spot. You know what? Get over it.

Love,
Lil’ Miss Sarcasm

I cannot tell you the difference a decent night’s sleep can do for your day. Exhaustion rendered me dead to the world as I slept my early morning/afternoon away.

One day I shall have a very dark room, where I can sleep any time I feel the need. And in the meantime, I’ll keep my sleep mask close at hand, and ear plugs nearby, too. You simply can’t go wrong.

Besos,

Senorita Sassy Pants

We all do it. Just remember that the key is doing it in style. It’s really hard to feel bad about not doing what you’re supposed to be doing when you look great.

Love,
Lil’ Miss Sarcasm

Bienvenidos and welcome!

I see mi amiga, Lil’ Miss Sarcasm has already introduced herself. Enchanting girl. And one of the few that I’d trust with guides to life! Listen well, she has good sense to spare.

Here, you will find sassy bits of every day life, and even not so every day life. If you’ve any questions, please, leave them in our ask box! We love questions.

This blog is for fun, as we hope it might provide you some as well.

Besos,

Senorita Sassy Pants

I’ll go ahead and introduce myself. I’m Lil’ Miss Sarcasm, and I will occasionally butt in with my own special brand of commentary. Sarcastic and bitchy are my signatures, so if you can’t take the heat…I have no sympathy for you. Deal with it.

I also have my own Tumblr, if you’d like to check it out.